do you think the batter ever tries to talk to the add-ons like be their friends like what if he pretends they have feelings or really thinks they have feelings or offers them fortune tickets like you would offer treats to a puppy oh my god i’m going to cry i’m getting so happy thinking about this
what if he’s resting a little and he offers a sandwich to ‘em and zach is at his side “i dont think they can eat, they cant even talk” and batter turns to zacharie and whispers “they do talk. i can hear them. in my head.”
